Did I really say that?

In the category of things you don’t say unless you’re a mom, here’s a line I actually spoke this morning:
“Why are you brushing the cat with the phone?”

2 Responses

  1. Kate says:

    This morning, I actually said, “I’m telling Santa you won’t eat breakfast.”

  2. Janelle says:

    Here’s mine: “Dish detergent is not food”.

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