Why do I have a pimple? Would someone please explain this to me?
I will be 35 years old in about a month, and I’m getting more pimples now than when I was a teenager. I haven’t changed my clean skin habits. I haven’t changed any products. I’m not in a hormonal state. I have less stress.
Seriously, I’m annoyed. Do you think I could cut my chin off? Probably not! I’d just get pimples on my nose or forehead. Ugh, I thought this phase of my life was over at 20. Where are the perks to getting older?
Wrinkles, gray hair and getting a mustache are so not perks. Why did I want to grow up? I really need a reminder, because that the privileged of voting and drinking aren’t exciting anymore. This adult thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Bah-Humbug.
If I’m going to breakout like a teenager, I would like to have teenager worries. Ha, that’s not going to happen anytime soon.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had to worry about the Jens showing-up at K-mart and starting a pool noodle fight. (Which was hilarious even with the stick-in-the-mud high school boyfriend.)
Okay ladies and gents, I’m looking for pimple remedies? What do you have that isn’t going to cost me an arm and leg? And…GO!