Brown’s Orchards gets in on election excitement

From left: John A. Gold, Chris Pin, Miss Cammie O and Red D. Lishuss (submitted photo)

Watch out, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Four new candidates have entered the ring.

And they look delicious.

Brown’s Orchards in Springfield Township will be holding an Appl-E-lection today through Nov. 6.

“We’ve always been a patriotic bunch,” Brown’s Orchards president Dave Brown said in a press release. “We feel very strongly about getting out there to vote, and of course, we love to promote healthy eating. So we thought we’d combine the two into a fun event.”

Kids — and kids at heart — can cast their vote for their favorite of four popular varieties in Brown’s Orchards’ kid-size voting booths.

The candidates and their platforms are as follows:

John A. Gold – Promises a pie in every oven. He’s your down-home sweet guy whose tasty promises are as good as gold.

Chris Pin – The Green Party Candidate, he offers a change from the ordinary. No need to choose the same old-same old.

Miss Cammie O – Up and coming, she’s the New Party Favorite. Oh-so-sweet with just the right amount of attitude.

“Red” D. Lishuss – Tried and true, he’s the Old Party Favorite. Red stands firm on taste and mouth-watering appeal.

Brown’s Orchards said write-ins are also allowed. For details, call 717-428-2036.

April Trotter

Editor of Smart. NEPA transplant. Penn State and Shippensburg grad. Kickball and craft beer enthusiast. Collector of cardigans. "Bennie and the Jets" fanatic. Contact me at, at "Smart magazine" on Facebook, @SmartMagPA on Twitter or by phone at 717-771-2030.

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